Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

What's Christopher Nolan's favorite song?

BBBRRAAAAAAAHHHHHMMM...'s lullaby.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.