Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

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Rodney King Pinatas

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Pump Kin

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.