Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Because that would be illeagle

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

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Who is the original Kardashian?

Saint Christopher

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