Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

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A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.