Christopher Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

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Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.