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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".