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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!