Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.