Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids