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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.