What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.