What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!