What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.