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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Who's there! Beef! Beef who?

Beef fair now!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.