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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.