Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.