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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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A $20 bill

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!