Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!