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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!