Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.