What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack