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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack