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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!