What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!