What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

Bronco-saurus!

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember