Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.