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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.