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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.