Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.