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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.