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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!