Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!