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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.