Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

Panic