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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.