Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.