How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.