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How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.