How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.