How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.