Just run for office!
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
The lumberjack has a job.
He didn't like the Pilate
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
What's tomato with you!
I can clearly see you're nuts.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.