Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
In case they get a hole in one!
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
He experiences culture shock.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
I said I'm an orphan.