Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.