Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.