Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket