What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.