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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.