How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"