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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Cher nob'll fall out.

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Because he khan.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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They keep telling me to stop asking...

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They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes