How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.