How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.