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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.