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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...