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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you give an injured alligator?

Gatorade

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.