Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Pinocchio Face Jokes More Pinocchio Face Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross