Disney World Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Tot Jokes More Tot Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Plutocracy Jokes More Plutocracy Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.