Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

30 Second Ride Jokes More 30 Second Ride Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.