Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Tot Jokes More Tot Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!