Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade