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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian