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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River