What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian