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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian