What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river