What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.