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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Abort - Bort - Bort!

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A shotgun mic!

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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You gotta be chitin me!

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.