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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.