What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.