What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance