What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!