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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!