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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!