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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.