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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!