What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.