Keyboard Jokes

Try to disable sticky keys.

They're all paws.

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

The space bar.

X and V. There's a C between them.

Because they have two shifts!

She wanted a new website.

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

The spacebar!

Sorry you're not my type.

The space bar

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Virgin Mobile

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

Anchor babes.

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

A soul train

The space bar.

The space bar.

Huge Jackman

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

You'd spill your drink.

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

Because they have two shifts!

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Birthday State of Mind

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

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