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Keyboard Jokes

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Shortcut Jokes More Shortcut Jokes

How do you make a shortcut?

With small scissors.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Space Bar Jokes More Space Bar Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

Miley Cyrus Jokes More Miley Cyrus Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU