Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope