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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Disable Jokes More Disable Jokes

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.