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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

Www.oody www.oodpecker.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets