Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.