Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.