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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard?

The space bar

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets