What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.