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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter