What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin