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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter