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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter