What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter