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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.