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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.