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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."