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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.