Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."