Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What could go wrong " My son apparently

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He wrote sheet music.

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do these shoes do?

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Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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The snowblower came around

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.