Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.