Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.