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Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.