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Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving