Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

You might also enjoy:

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

Steppe Jokes More Steppe Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.