Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Steppe Jokes More Steppe Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

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Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day