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Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Who's there! China! China who?

China late isn't it!

Steppe Jokes More Steppe Jokes

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there! B-2! B-2 who?

B-2 school on time!

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.