What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!