What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.