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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.