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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.