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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels