What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.