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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.