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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

Crusader Jokes More Crusader Jokes

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!