How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!