How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.