It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because they literally can't even.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
