How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle