Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress