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Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.