Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters