Crusader Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.