What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Bowel Jokes More Bowel Jokes

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.