How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.