How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.