How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai