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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11