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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi