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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay