What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay