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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay