Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream