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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream