Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream