Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream