Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.