Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What did the drowning number theorist yell?

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.