Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.