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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()