What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...