What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus