What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger