What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.