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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)