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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger