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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)