What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears