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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)