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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.