Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.