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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!