Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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What does black Spider-Man say to Spider-Man?

No Racism please!

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.