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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.