Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What does black Spider-Man say to Spider-Man?

No Racism please!

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!