Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!