Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!