What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...