What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh