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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!