What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!