How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.