How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!