Spiderman Jokes

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages?

Peter Parkinsons

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.