What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design