Peter Parker Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker