What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2