What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9