I can't even...
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Because 7, 10, 11!
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
