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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.