What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.