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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.