Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!