What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.