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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.