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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

9 Arm Jokes More 9 Arm Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.