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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.