Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
He was not being reared right!
A crowbar.
Because there were 'nights.
They think, therefore they arrrr
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Groanhenge
Karma. (Please forgive me)