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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).