What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).