What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).