Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Because he thought he was melting.
Bruce Wayne.
There goes my gyroooo
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Math problems actually exist
A Muslim
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Karma. (Please forgive me)