What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).